Thursday 9 December 2010

Tarmac Caffine Driving Gum


I would not expect motorists to be pay for these repairs themselves but what if something many motorists already do could be used to solve the problem? Many people chew gum in the car sometimes, I know I have, and disposing of this gum can be awkward. Placing the gum in the ashtray causes it to stick in there and stick to any other rubbish.

Todays invention is a gum which could be used to fill the potholes by passing motorists who could simply toss it out of the window and wait for cars to compact it into the hole. Tar is considered a general disinfectant with microbicidal properties and  Finnish proverb states that "if sauna, vodka and tar won't help, the disease is fatal". By using Tar as a base for the gum it would be possible to improve the dental hygiene of the motorist as well as to fill the potholes in the road.

Tiredness accounts for over 10% of all motoring accidents and at least 1/5 of motorway accidents, with tiredness related accidents three times as likely to result in serious injury or death (tired drivers are less likely to brake or take evasive action). By including 100mg of caffeine in each piece, about the same as a cup of coffee, it would be possible to cut the number of road accidents by keeping drivers more alert.

The triple action formula of the gum is as follows:
1. Fills potholes
2. Improves dental hygiene
3. Keeps user alert

Don't delay, buy some today!


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